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01 April 2015 @ 12:51 am
The Matchmaking Catastrophe  
Title: The Matchmaking Catastrophe
Warnings: use of profanity, and numerous digs at OTPs (don't take it personally though; I ship most of these xD)
Summary: "You've traumatized a number of people in this room!" Germany snapped. "You've destroyed many potential relationships...and you have completely RUINED any chance I had with Italy!" - Prussia starts up a matchmaking business.


"Exactly!" Prussia thumped him on the back. "So go give your daddy a big kiss on the lips, and hand me my money!"